DO IT!

Hey you. Yeah I’m talking to you. I know you might think that you are super busy and are way too cool to be reading comic books, but you should really pick up the Conan series by Dark Horse. Not only does it star Conan, pretty much the biggest fucking bad ass of all time, but it is also one of the best series out there. Unlike the Conan movies with Ah-nold, these comics won’t make Robert E. Howard roll in his grave. (Not saying that there’s anything wrong with the Barbarian and the Destroyer… I mean, I really like them…)

The writing is top notch and Cary Nord (who has a really barbarian-esque sounding name) will totally melt your face off with his awesome artwork. From wikipedia:

Conan is a Dark Horse comic series about the infamous character Conan the Cimmerian, who was created by writer Robert E. Howard. So far it has run for 35 issues, and more than 3 miniseries. The comic is non-traditionally colored without inks, providing a painterly aesthetic to the artwork.

Also, I know you like hot bitches. I know you do. So how about picking up a couple of issues and checking out some of the hottest whores this side of Hyboria. I can tell you’re anxious to go fap to that one movie with Ginger Lee for the millionth time, but there will be more t and a in an issue of Conan than you can handle. Serious. It’s like Barbarian Bitches in Heat in every single issue.

So yeah, why don’t you go pick up a few issues or graphic novels of Conan right now. And do it through my links to to make me some money. Or not can choose not to. It’s okay if you choose to be a douchebag.