I really wish I had me some Yan Yan right now, because it is totally FUN!

Yan Yan: Really Fun Food!

A long time ago, Matt from XE did an article on Yan Yan. Now I think that the article was well written and very funny, but it was unfortunate that he didn’t seem to enjoy Yan Yan. Of course it is a matter of different taste buds or whatever, but I would have to disagree.

I am here today to tell the world that I love Yan Yan and that it really is a fun food snack! And when I say fun food snack, I’m talking about totally fun. Just ignore the fact the label is backwards and my face. I look like I’m bloated and have something crawling out of my ass. Both of which were true at the time I was typing this up by the way…

Now for those of you that have never heard of Yan Yan, let me explain. Yan Yan is a snack usually found in Asian food markets. There are a variety of flavors, but today I’m going with strawberry. It consists of sesame-flavored sticks which you dip into the side container with special frosting. It doesn’t taste too bad, but the real reason why people love Yan Yan is because it is fun.

Of course, any food which requires you dipping (or scraping in some causes) immediately causes it to be fun, but Yan Yan goes far beyond this.

For example, you can pretend to be a walrus, and as we all know, walruses are fucking fun as fuck. I’m serious. Everytime I see a walrus, I’m always like, “Damn, I wish I could be a walrus, because it looks like so much fun”. Through the special powers of my trusty Yan Yan, I am the walrus.

OMG! OMG! ROFLMAO! ROFLMAO! I SO SILLEE I STICK YAN YAN IN MY NOSEE!!! And in case you were curious, I ate this stick after it was up my nose.

Another way Yan Yan is fun, is that you can use the frosting as a makeshift lipstick. Since I have the strawberry, it looks like I have pink lipstick on. I normally prefer a much darker shade when I wear lipstick, but it is okay since I am using Yan Yan. So much fun.

By the way, looking at that picture I took, it makes me want to say one thing:

OH NOE U DID-EN GIRFREN!

I was tempted to also put the frosting all over my face to cosplay a bukkake victim, but I didn’t think it would have been fun trying to wash it off of my face. Oh well. I’m pretty sure you could use your imagination though.

Another reason why Yan Yan is so much fun is that you can share it with a friend. Juan and I enjoy eating Yan Yan together all the time:

Haywood: Yan Yan is da bomb yo.

Juan: Mucho bueno! Enough talk, give me more bitch.

Haywood: Dude man, chill.

Alas, the fun can’t last forever. Sometimes in life, there just aren’t enough sesame sticks. I am really crying and all sad and stuff, because I was having so much fun eating Yan Yan. But I really shouldn’t worry, there’s always more…

I really recommend everybody here give Yan Yan a shot if you haven’t had it yet. Not only does it taste pretty good, but, as I demonstrated here on konton today, it is also so much fun. FUN FUN FUN!

So next time you’re in the Asian Supermarket and you hear that beep, think of all the fun that you could have if you eat…

YAN YAN!