It was just another ordinary day on a planet far far away. Young Zergling had just woken up and was really excited. Today was going to be the day! The day of his first rush!
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Oh boy! I am so excited! I can’t wait to join the others! First I need to put on my shirt, my shorts, and my… |
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Wait! Where are my shoes?! Somebody took my shoes!!! |
And with that, young Zergling was off to find out who had stolen his shoes…
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Hydralisk! Hydralisk! |
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What?! What is it you want you little brat?! Can’t you see I’m busy here?! |
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Have you seen my shoes? I am going on a rush tonight but I can’t find my shoes! |
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What do I look like, a lost and found?! Go ask the Queen. She pretty much runs everything. |
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Hi Queen, how are you? |
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HeeeEeeeyyy. Absolutely fabuuulous. Just got my nails did. How are you my sweet? |
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Have you seen my shoes? |
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You mean that absolutely hideous pair that you’re always wearing? I sure have honey and I wish that I didn’t. No offense Zergie, but we need to give you a makeover. |
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Uhm… That’s okay. I’ll just go look elsewhere. |
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Overlord! You see everything. Is there a chance that you saw my shoes? |
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BUILD MORE OVERLORDS!!! |
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But I’m not playing the game, I just want to kno… |
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BUILD MORE OVERLORDS!!! |
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Please. You have to help me… |
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BUILD MORE OVERLORDS!!! |
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Okay I get it. Sorry to have bothered you. |
Discouraged, Zergling didn’t know what to do. So sat on a rock. “Think, think, think,” he told himself. When all of a sudden a Zealot appeared. Young Zergling thought for sure his end was near, but then…
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Young Zergling, what is wrong? Why do you sit on this rock and have such a sad look on your face? |
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Well, it’s because I can’t find my shoe. And without my shoe, I can’t go join the others to rush the Terran base tonight. |
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Don’t be so sad little one. I normally wouldn’t be doing this, and I’m only saying this because I hate those Terran fuckers, but have you looked in the last place you put it? |
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No I haven’t. |
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I guess you better go give it a look then! |
Zergling quickly dashed home with excitement. He remembered where he last put them, and that was…
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YES! My shoe was underneath the bed all along! Now I get to join the others on the rush the Terran base tonight! |
And so, Young Zergling found his shoe and was able to join in on the rush. He learned a valuable lesson. Always look where you last left an item when you lose it. Unfortunately he was killed along with 12 of his zergling brothers.
THE END
***All of this is a butchered version of Who Stole Alligator’s Shoe?
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