MC Hammer: Pumps And A Bumps
I have been sitting here for the past 20 minutes trying to come up with a decent intro paragraph for my review of Pumps and a Bumps when I realized that it is impossible to give Hammer a proper introduction and most likely unnecessary. Who hasn’t heard of MC Hammer?! At one point in this guy had it all, but off-stage things weren’t going so well (cue VH1 Behind the Music-transition to black and white…) While many are familiar with Can’t Touch This and 2 Legit 2 Quit, not too many know about his later stuff. I thought I’d rectify that by giving the classic Pumps and a Bump video the popHO treatment.
For obvious reasons, I have never been able to get into Asian boybands. I mean, the main reason I even bother watching Asian pop videos at all is because of all the hot honeys. Occasionally there will be a group that I do enjoy, like HOT or the LA Boyz, but it’s usually because I like to make fun of them in order to feel better about myself. Don’t hate. You’d do the same thing if you were mildly socially retarded and had a pock-marked face.
Ever since I heard Back Dat Ass Up way back in my college days, I have been a fan of Cash Money. Nobody does ostentatious rap as well as these guys. I remember I used to review videos from the Cash Money stable on a regular basis… they were just so funny/over the top/stunnin’. 
