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Luminous Arc

[01.14.08]

At first glance, Luminous Arc seems like it would be a horrible game. The battle system seems like a gimped version of Final Fantasy Tactics. The controls are horrible. The graphics can’t even compare to some 16-bit era games. Even the story is subpar; it’s filled with Jrpg cliches, and the characters are really really annoying which is compounded by the horrible voice acting. And yet, the game as a whole is greater than the sum of its parts and is actually pretty fun.

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RoboCop

[01.08.08]

Aside from maybe “game over”, no two words make gamers wince as much as “licensed games”. They have all the potential to be great; recognizable characters, backstory, built in audience, etc. But when a developer acquires a license, they feel as if they can release any old shitpile of a game upon the unsuspecting audience and expect us to gobble it up. Case in point, RoboCop for the NES.

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Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations

[12.24.07]

Even though I was somewhat disappointed with PW: Justice For All, I was looking forward to Trials and Tribulations. I knew it was the last of the “GBA remakes,” and, therefore, wouldn’t have a lot of new gameplay mechanics… but that doesn’t really matter right? Because let’s face it, the actual gameplay of the Phoenix Wright series sucks. If we were just judging it on it’s adventure game mechanics, it’d probably score lower than I did on my SATs. Okay maybe it doesn’t suck, but who plays Phoenix Wright games for the actual “gaming” elements anyway?

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The Punisher

[09.11.07]
I was going to sit down and try to type up a music video review tonight, in honor of the death of the VMAs and MTV, but I decided to fire up the Punisher arcade game instead.

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI

[08.31.07]
I’ve been playing the shit out of Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI.

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Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy

[07.22.07]
I never really got the whole Fullmetal Alchemist phenomenon. I know some otakus who swear by it, but otakus aren’t real people, so who cares what they think.

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I Hate Rastan Saga

[05.25.07]
I used to be a thief and murderer. Otherwise, I could not survive in such difficult times. Sit beside me and listen to my story of days full of adventure.

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Martial Masters

[05.16.07]
Master Huang and Lee (from Last Blade) were separated at birth.

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ESP Ra.De.

[05.01.07]
I wore out a button on my controller playing this game.

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Seiken Densetsu 3

[04.23.07]
The SNES sequel to Secret of Mana that is 100 times better than any Mana game that came after it…

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Tecmo World Wrestling

[04.21.07]
Round and round he goes, where he stops… nobody knows…

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Cave Story

[03.25.07]
What the hell is a mimiga? And what is up with all of the Curly Brace fan art?

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Knytt

[03.01.07]
Anybody know what the Knytt is? Is he like a monkey Goku or some other kind of fucked up alien?

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Hotel Dusk: Room 215

[02.27.07]
One of the most fun experiences I’ve had with a video game in a while. It’s a shame I couldn’t “forget” everything and go through it again…

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Phoenix Wright: Justice For All

[01.24.07]
I hope to become an ace attorney one day. Until that day, I’ll just live vicariously through Phoenix.

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