It has been a while since I have done one of my food reviews. It’s not that I haven’t thought about doing them; in fact, I’ve bought several items with the intentions of doing a little write-up… but I always seem to eat them before I get a chance to write about them. (I am a fat ass.)

I was at the Asian supermarket earlier today when something caught my eye: Cream Collon. At first glance, I thought it read “Cream Colon”, which would probably be the worst name for a snack ever. Hmmm… come to think of it, part of me wishes it was Cream Colon now. How could you not buy a snack called “Cream Colon”?

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Dear Konton popHO visitors,

It’s Haywood once again, writing to you from the open road. I am still pursuing my dream of being a pop star and things couldn’t be better. I’ve been meeting with some mid-level record execs lately and they say that I could not potentially not do good, but not really. Since I’m easily confused by double (and triple) negatives, I take this as a great sign.

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Hi guys, it’s your old pal Abobo. You might remember from way back in the day when I pounded your ass all up in Double Dragon. I plan on knocking you out today as well… with my spicy chicken adobo.

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Never trust a big butt and a smile. Or chips that are flavored like rappers.

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When did Rome become a snuff film?

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I really wish I had me some Yan Yan right now, because it is totally FUN!

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