I masturbated to the gameplay footage. No, seriously, I did.

This has been posted all over the internet since it was announced, but StarCraft 2 has been announced and it looks fucking awesome. Knowing how Blizzard likes to take their time polishing up their products, we probably won’t see this game released until the Terran Confederacy is formed at some point in the distant future. Still, I can enjoy watching the gameplay footage:

I also get a kick out of how the characters in the game speak Korean. I mean, at this point, isn’t StarCraft as synonymous with Korea as kimchi and Hyundai?

Be sure to check out the official site for more movies and info. I’ve spent the past couple of hours there and I still can’t get enough.

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