It really sucks that my idea never caught on.

No Nipples [repost] It really sucks that my idea never really caught on.

Every time I read No Nipples, I get really sad, because I realize that now matter how much I try, I’ll never come close to writing anything half has funny as No Nipples. Serious. I think it was at a time in my life where I would drink, take, and smoke whatever you put in front of me. Thank God those days are over… I think…

I think No Nipples was my first completely random off-the-wall article. Before that, I was reviewing Shaq Fu and talking about how gay Squall was. For those that have never seen it, keep in mind that this thing’s about 4 6 years old… so you can see that my writing skills have not improved at all.

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No Nipples

I detest censorship in all forms, but I do realize that it is a necessary evil. Hell, if I had kids and they saw half the stuff i have seen, I would be extremely upset. Stuff like scat, teabagging, camel riding, donkey punching, that is just too much.

The human body on the other hand, I can appreciate. I don’t think I would mind my son looking at a Playboy that much b/c the body is beautiful. That’s why it upsets me to see images like this…

As bad as these are, they are the standards that people use to censor out the majesty that is the human body, quite possibly the apex of evolution on this green earth. It’s a crime against God himself to pixelate nipples, or to use huge black bars to cover them up. Therefore, I propose we start a new method of censorship, one that allows us to observe the beauty of the human form:

Yes that’s right. I propose that we just simply remove the nipples from pictures. I mean, that “is” what defines nudity right? With all the technology we have today, I don’t see why this would be much of a problem. In fact, even with my shitty knowledge of photoshop, I managed to denipple all these pictures in like 10 minutes.

By just removing the nipple, we can still observe the magnificent shape of the breast, but at the same time, we can protect the eyes of sensitive viewers. It’s just a win win situation. Sure some people might say it’s just as bad as if the nipples were left in place, but some people can never be appeased no matter what you do.

There are alot of people out there who run websites that don’t want to corrupt the youth of the world, and I am one of them. I take pride in the fact that there is no nudity or pornography on this site… oh wait. Well almost. there is that one picture of Aguilera giving head, but you would really have to dig through my archives to find that one.

Okay I just scrolled up and reread this article and realized how creepy this article is. Must stop drinking… at any rate, the girl in all these pix is Akira Fubuki. That’s for all of you who want to see the “dirty” pictures of her.

T seriously hope this catches on though. I think it’s a great idea, but we will just have to wait and see. Besides, it’s better than using goomba to censor you pictures…

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