Even though I probably won’t go see the new Transformer’s movie, Megan can sure transform my flacid p-due into a boner. HAR HAR HAR!

Even though I probably won’t go see the new Transformer’s movie, Megan can sure transform my flacid p-due into a boner. HAR HAR HAR! I watched a couple of the trailers and this girl looks absolutely phenomenal.

As to why I won’t see the new Transformer’s movie… I really don’t know. I guess it’s the same reason I rarely watch any comic book movies; because I immediately turn into a geek and try to compare everything to the earlier work and can’t properly enjoy the movie (the few exceptions to this are Batman Begins, the first X-Men movie, and Sin City). Oh, and I liked the He-Man movie, but how could you not love a movie with Dolph Lundgren in it?

I guess I also don’t like how the new Transformers look. To quote Team America, “Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?” All that being said, I’m sure it’ll be a great summer movie and will make a ton of money. It has all the elements to be a huge blockbuster; Michael “Boom” Bay, the “retro” factor, 7-4-7 and the curly haired kid from Even Stevens.

I got all of these images from megansafox.com. I highly recommend the site for thousands of pictures and all the hot hot Megan Fox action you can handle.

P.S. Also, what the fuck is up with Megan Fox’s retarded tattoos?! Especially this one?

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