Knicks-Lakers Make A Blockbuster Trade!
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We all knew that this was going to happen as soon as Kobe demanded a trade. |
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*ring ring* |
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Hello? |
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Hey Dr. Buss. How are you doing? |
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Hey Isiah. What do you want? |
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Oh I think you know. Listen, Kobe’s been all over the news and on blogs and websites demanding a trade. We’d be happy to take him off of your hands. |
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Not interested Isiah. |
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But you haven’t even listened to our offer. Starbury, Steve Franchise, and our first round picks for the next 5 years. |
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No. |
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Come on… |
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I said “No!” |
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Come on… |
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No and that’s it. Is there anything else?! I am trying to finish my sandwich so I can get back to work. |
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I’ll give you Quentin Richardson and Kelvin Cato for that sandwich. |
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But it’s just a ham and cheese sandw… |
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Fine. Quentin Richardson, Kelvin Cato, and my 1990 championship ring. |
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Throw in James and it’s a deal. |
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Done. |
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