Jang Nara in a video so rare it isn’t even on youtube!

I am going to try to upload a copy of this to youtube when I find it. In the meantime, enjoy the review…

Jang Nara: Four Seasons

Looking through the archives, I’ve noticed that there are well over 200 articles on this site. 200! Granted, I didn’t write them all, and alot of them are crap… but still… 200! Who would have thunk?

One thing I noticed while going through the archives for konton is that there isn’t nearly enough Jang Nara on this site, and that’s a problem I plan to quickly rectify. I’ve recently came across some kind souls on #finklses who hooked me up with a bunch of her videos, and I thought “What better way to start having more Jang Nara on konton than doing a video review?”

I’ll tell you… there isn’t one. So without further ado, my review of Jang Nara’s Four Seasons.

Honestly I don’t know anything about this video, i.e. when it was made, whether it was popular, who the people are, etc. All that I do know is what gained from watching it. That shouldn’t be a problem though, since this is the usual method approach I take when doing these reviews.

Four Seasons is set in some type of prison camp. While there aren’t near as many anal rapings as there are in a real prison camp, everything else seems on cue with what usually goes on in prisons. You know, like digging holes and greedy wardens and stuff.

Here are the two guys fighting for the affection of Jang Nara. Let’s call the pretty boy Prometheus and the warden Boss Hog. Jang Nara plays the kitchen girl. Simple enough setup…

But yeah, Boss Hog is all about some Jang Nara action, but so is Prometheus. Jang Nara kind of likes Boss Hog, but is grossed out by Prometheus. He even offers her a ring even though she’s been nothing but a stuck up snob to him only to have her reject him once more. His heart is broken.

What’s even worse is that some cop goes into the prison holding wanted poster of him and showing off some of his souvenirs. Don’t worry, I don’t know what it means either. I’ll probably include a video download so you guys can see what I’m talking about.

I blink and all hell breaks loose. I honestly don’t know what happened between Prometheus offering Jang Nara a ring and Boss Hog turning into a vampire. It makes absolutely no sense at all. God I love Kpop. It’s like being on acid but not really.

After turning into a vampire, Boss Hog locks Jang Nara in a big safe with a bunch of skeletons. Prometheus comes to her rescue and kills Boss Hog with one swift chop to the forehead. The only problem now is a trapped Jang Nara…

It must be Nara’s lucky day, because Prometheus is an accomplished safe cracker (or whatever you call those kind of people). He uses his 733T skills open the safe, but by that time, Jang Nara is passed out. A cop walks in on Prometheus and decides that he has repaid his debt to society and allows him to go free.

Before Prometheus leaves, he places the ring he once offered Jang Nara on her finger. She wakes up and realizes that he was the one meant for her all along, but it’s too late, because Prometheus has already left town. The end.

Stylistically, this video is done in the “silent film” style, which gives it a unique flavor. Kind of like koala meat. The style in which it is presented is a refreshing departure from the standard formula that most kpop videos employ. I only wished that there were more details so that I could tell what the hell was going on. The song is trademark Jang Nara, so there’s not much I can say too much about it. Overall, a good video. Plus it is by Jang Nara. She’s my one and only love.

Score: 8.1

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