I would do anything… anything… for Megatron. You know it’s true and that’s a fact.

Megatron was one of those Transformers I always wanted, but was never able to obtain. I don’t mean those Beast Wars or later TFs, or even the rereleased classic that looks like a nerf gun; I’m talking about the G1 Megatron who looked gay as hell in robot form, but looked so much like real gun that you could probably rob a 7-11 with it. My parents didn’t get me one when I was a kid, and I always seemed to get sniped at the last minute on ebay, so it seemed as if I was destined never to get one unless I wanted to pay $120 for a loose G1 Megatron with bad joints and missing accessories. I mean, I would love to have one, but I wouldn’t pay that much. But then I saw this:

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Oh snap!!! In case you guys didn’t know, Takara has been releasing a masterpiece series. Here’s a link to the hot hot Optimus Prime one. There is also a pretty swank Starscream one as well. But yeah, just look at this thing. It’s just fucking sex.

And look at him transformed into a walther. I hear it’s a bit oversized in order for the “transforming” to work, but once again, it looks great. I mean, look at that detailing. It’s a work of art. Also, you now know that you aren’t playing with Megatron’s crotch when you’re pulling the trigger.

I know this thing is going to be a bit pricey, especially to import it from Japan, but I have to have this. No, you guys don’t understand, this thing will be mine… even if I have to bill an extra 20 hours this week. If I do get it, rest assured that I will remove it from it’s packaging and relive my childhood like nobody’s business.