According to Booker T, Hulk Hogan is a nigga.

I’ve been watching a ton of wrestling lately, but it’s not what you think. See, after making the post about ,how I couldn’t stop thinking about Mr. Ass, I’ve been spending a lot of time on youtube watching old clips of the WWF “Attitude” era, my favorite period in wrestling, and some of the old NWO promos. After I got tired of those, I started searching for “Hulk Hogan.”

Hulk Hogan. As with every other American male born in the 80s, I was a HUGE Hogan fan. I couldn’t get enough of the guy. Then as I got older, I realized how horrible he is at wrestling, how he couldn’t cut a decent promo, and he really does owe his success to McMahon’s marketing. Now-a-days he makes a living by selling grills, knowing best, and having Vince McMahon lug his corpse around the WWE every few months.

But all that is really irrelevant. Love the guy or hate him, there really are a ton of great Hogan clips on youtube and I thought I’d share a few of my favorites.

Tony Schiavonne summed it up best when he said, “What in the hell is going on?!” For the laymen, Yeti (YAY TAY! according to Schiavonne) the wrestler in no way resembled the yeti of myth. Instead, he’s just a really tall guy dressed like a mummy. He also seems to have a penchant for dry humping. I don’t think the Yeti had a successful wrestling career, but he would fit right in at a nightclub on Halloween. Also, did Randy Savage get stuck in some kelp or something?

Hulk Hogan should just stick to saying “Brother!” and “Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkmania runs all over you?!” The infamous “If I was the right gay… er… guy…” occurs at 1:48

Classic video. Don’t know what else to say besides that.

I remember going to see this movie in the theaters and being scared of Zeus aka Deebo aka that guy in the Santeria video. Apparently some guy is upload a ton of clips from the movie on youtube in order to get a DVD release of No Holds Barred.

Hulk Hogan is a nigga according to Booker T.

I noticed that there are a million clips of wrestling video games uploaded on youtube, but this one stood out. Some guy had Hogan walk out using the diva’s entrances. Really funny. Especially with the wand around 2:50. There also appears to be a guy who gets off on making Hulk Hogan vs. the Incredible Hulk videos. What a weirdo.

I was never a fan of Shawn Michaels, but this match made me like him a little more. Shawn oversells Hogan to the point of absolute hilarity. Hogan looks God-awful in here and having Shawn jump all over the ring exposes Hogan’s lack of skills in the ring.

This is quite possibly my favorite wrestling moment of all time. Fuck Angle and his milk truck or the moment Sting descended from the rafters… this is what wrestling is all about. I don’t know the reasoning behind this, or how anyone thought it was a good idea… all I know is that it happened and there is video evidence of it. If anyone (i.e. N8 since you’re the only person to ever comment on my wrestling threads) can explain what is happening here, please do so.

This is just a small sampling of what you get when you search for Hulk Hogan on youtube. There are hundreds of other videos. Be on the lookout for the soundboard prank call and the one where Hogan gets beaten up by an old woman.

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