A LOT better than that other “Beautiful” song by Christina Aguilera.

Every now and then, an Asian music video comes along and reminds me of why I started watching them in the first place; fine honeys. I am a simple man, with simple desires, and if there’s one thing I enjoy above all others it’s looking at beautiful women. I don’t care what they’re doing. Hell, a broad could be telling me about how they want to rip my testicles and shove them down my throat, but if she’s remotely hot I’d give her my undivided attention.

I first came across DJ Kawasaki’s Beautiful on controlle. (By the way, if you want to download the video you’ll have to go there.) I saw the screens for the video and I knew I had to download it immediately… for the sake of my penis. Oh and you guys probably don’t believe me, but I knew controlle way back in the day before he became a household name among Japanese music enthusiasts. It’s true. No really it is. This is nothing like that time I told you guys about my new BMW.

At any rate, I have no clue who DJ Kawasaki, what his/her relationship is to the girl in this video, or what the song is about. All I know that is that its about 50/50 Japanese/English and the girl in the video is insanely hot, and that is enough for merit a review here on popho. Yup, I give the people what they want.

There’s not real plot which to speak of, unless you count the heroine of our pv sucking on various objects a plot. Well I guess it shares a plot with 99% of the porn movies out there… and it does a better job at it too.

If anyone out there knows the name of this girl, could you leave me a comment or send me an email telling me who she is? I’d like to know the name of the woman who I am currently building an internet shrine for. That sounds kind of crazy I know, but hey, that one guy made an entire blog website around that one half-Asian girl that was in a Pepsi commercial once and she’s no where near as hot as this broad.

All of the video is dedicated to this girl wearing different outfits, drinking milk, brushing her teeth, and looking extremely malnourished (coincidentally 3 of my favorite things). She’s extremely flirty with the camera.

Oh yes, you unnamed hussy you. You know exactly what you’re doing. But yeah, yeah, I like that. Oh yeah, pull off them pants. Eat that popsicle and lollipop. Squat in that corner…

Wow, I can’t believe I managed to type out a decent (by my standards) post out of this one. I don’t know what else to say about this video. The music is substandard and nothing happens… but the girl in the video is so hot that I can’t help but recommend you watch it if for nothing else the boner factor.

Score: 7.0

Once again, thanks to controlle for originally posting this video.