It’s kind of surprising, but I’ve never reviewed any of Chae Yeon’s videos before. I say so because she’s one of the few Korean pop stars that can pull off “sexy” without looking awkward.

It’s kind of surprising, but I’ve never reviewed any of Chae Yeon’s videos before. I say so because she’s one of the few Korean pop stars that can pull off “sexy” without looking awkward. Serious, I love Eugene and all, and would do unspeakable things to every part of her body, but she’s more cute than sexy. I think I’ve made a list before and it included Hyori, Kim EZ, and Ivy. And also maybe LJH.

So yeah, I thought I’d do quick review of Chae Yeon’s latest (at least I think it’s the latest) video; Clumsly Love. Hopefully I’ll be able to decipher what the title means and that it isn’t lost in translation.

0:02 - Oh Chae Yeon. She’s just so fucking sexy. She’s a little bit old for being a Kpop singer… but that’s okay.

0:06 - One of my favorite things about Chae Yeon is that she can dance really well… or skanky. It’s like she learned how to dance by watching videos of strippers. And unlike Britney Spears, it’s actually hot.

0:11 - Check out her headlights!

HAR HAR HAR!

Seriously though, I think this video is going to give me an epileptic seizure.

0:20 - I wish I had some acid.

0:23 - Crap. Something tells me that not much is going to be going on in this video except for Chae Yeon dancing in front of bright lights. Don’t get me wrong, it still might be kind of cool, but I usually prefer videos where stuff happens. At least then I’ll have something to talk about.

0:37 - For someone who has watched a ton of her videos, I actually don’t know much about her. Thank God for her wikipedia entry.

0:41 - Ba ha ha ha ha. She was in a group called Brand New Biscuits!

1:19 - *snore*

1:28 - I got this video off of the finklses forums. Finklses has always been a great source for music videos. I remember way back in the day I would spend hours in #finklses on Efnet trying to get on queues for BoA videos.

1:38 - I still can’t get over the headlights over her tits thing. I thought it’d be just for that portion of the video, but it seems that whenever the background turns green, Chae Yeon’s tits turn into powerful xenon lights.

2:16 - Chae Yeon has a real fondness for booty shorts. That’s something I could get behind.

2:46 - Chae Yeon was born December 10, 1978. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

3:06 - I’m not too big on the song either. Not enough Engrish or Krap.

Verdict: Meh. Even though I am a big Chae Yeon fan, this video kind of sucked. True, she looks hot in it, but when does Chae Yeon not look hot? If the video was going to focus on her for the entire time, there could have been at least some more interesting things going on. And less clothes.

Score: 3.0

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