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I Received A Surprise The Other Day

[01.28.08]

Even though it pains me to say it, I’ve always been one of those dorky nerdy Asian guys. For the most part I am fine with it, but sometimes I wish I wasn’t so shy. Like when it comes to the opposite sex.

My buddy Jay was turning 22 and a lot of his friends, including me, decided to throw him a birthday party and to get him a table at a night club. Velvet Room to be specific. For the uninitiated, Velvet Room is this club that tries really hard to be something it’s not. It’s located in a shopping center right next to a Big Lots store and a dentist’s office. Somehow they’ll manage to get big names to show up every now and then (Jay-Z and P. Diddy come to mind), but for the most part, it’s mostly Asian kids from Atlanta’s suburban hells and wannabe thugs of all races.

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Cream Collon

[01.21.08]

It has been a while since I have done one of my food reviews. It’s not that I haven’t thought about doing them; in fact, I’ve bought several items with the intentions of doing a little write-up… but I always seem to eat them before I get a chance to write about them. (I am a fat ass.)

I was at the Asian supermarket earlier today when something caught my eye: Cream Collon. At first glance, I thought it read “Cream Colon”, which would probably be the worst name for a snack ever. Hmmm… come to think of it, part of me wishes it was Cream Colon now. How could you not buy a snack called “Cream Colon”?

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Crab Chips Flavored

[01.20.08]

Dear Konton popHO visitors,

It’s Haywood once again, writing to you from the open road. I am still pursuing my dream of being a pop star and things couldn’t be better. I’ve been meeting with some mid-level record execs lately and they say that I could not potentially not do good, but not really. Since I’m easily confused by double (and triple) negatives, I take this as a great sign.

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Bill Clinton’s Macarena Lesson

[11.24.07]
The ex-President shows you how to do the Macarena properly and effectively. Cigars not included.

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Abobo’s Spicy Chicken Adobo

[10.10.07]
Abobos Spicy Chicken Adobo Hi guys, it’s your old pal Abobo. You might remember from way back in the day when I pounded your ass all up in Double Dragon. I plan on knocking you out today as well… with my spicy chicken adobo.

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Emma Watson Nude Pictures!

[09.18.07]
Don’t ask me how, but I managed to get my hands on some of the naked Emma Watson pictures. Apparently they were leaked by a jealous boyfriend. I don’t care too much for these, but I know that there are a lot of you out there that do.

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Random Vanessa Hudgens Nude Picture Post

[09.07.07]
I don’t know about anyone else, but I think Vanessa is uberhot. I saw her on the Disney Channel once and thought, “Man, I’d sure like to hudgens her.” As for why I was watching the Disney Channel… er…

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No Nipples

[08.31.07]
It really sucks that my idea never caught on.

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Random Vacation Post

[07.05.07]
Vacation, all I ever wanted. Vacation, had to get away. Vacation, meant to be spent alone.

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Claymore Scene 01

[06.17.07]
Claymore seems promising. Even though I’ve read some bad reviews, I thought the first episode was pretty entertaining.

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Random Sopranos Finale Post

[06.11.07]
The series finale to one of the best television series ever. However I seem to be in the minority that actually liked it.
[spoilers]

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Random Konton Post

[06.05.07]
A random post about konton turning 6 and other things that have been on my mind, i.e. furries.

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Random Image Gallery Post

[05.27.07]
Lazy K Gallery should make my life a fuckton easier.

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Random Charity At Work Post

[05.23.07]
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After being at work all day, there’s nothing I enjoy doing more at home than complaining on my blog about it.

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Zack Attack: Friends Forever

[05.18.07]
Zack Attack is the best band ever.

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