Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants

I try not to post too many “news” items on popho simply because there are sites that do it way better than I do out there, but I could not resist posting this story, especially when the headline reads like this: Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants.

In case you’re too lazy to click the link, some doctor dressed as up Captain America for a pub crawl and was threatening women with a burrito stuffed down his pants.

way better than a shield

After being arrested and booked, Cap tried to flush a joint down the toilet and was busted for that as well. Even though this guy is no Steve Rogers, I bet he could have made Civil War a LOT more interesting. This story also reminded me of the crazy Cap 3D renderings on SA.

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